Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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