I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
so explain again why im purple
no
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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