i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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