So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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