News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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