yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
try to milk me bitch
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