in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i just made my gag reflex go away.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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