Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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