So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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