just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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