the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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