My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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