I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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