Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
