Define "chronic" masturbator.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize