On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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