is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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