For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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