I didn't shave. On purpose
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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