she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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