He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
