Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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