In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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