I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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