This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
