Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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