So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
i out mim tonsoeep
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