I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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