well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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