oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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