Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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