I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
smell my finger.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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