no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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