We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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