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i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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