Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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