Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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