So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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