Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
now i know why i became what i already was.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
why do cheetos always look like penises
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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