I need help removing her.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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