ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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