That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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