No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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