I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I don't think brook has ever known best
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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