Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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