So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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