Define "chronic" masturbator.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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