I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
