So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
