Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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