I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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