do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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