everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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