Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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